An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida.
At the crossing they were stopped by an over- zealous border guard, on his first day at work.
He commenced to ask the couple a battery of questions.
The husband, on behalf of his almost deaf wife, answered the barrage of queries.
Officer:
“Where are you going?”
Husband:
“We’re on vacation and going to Florida.”
Wife:
“What did he say?
What did he say?”
Husband:
“He wants to know where we’re going.”
Officer:
“How long will you be gone?”
Husband:
“About one month.”
Wife:
“What did he say?
What did he say?”
Husband:
“He wants to know how long we’ll be gone.”
Officer:
“Where are you from?”
Husband:
“We’re from Toronto, Ontario.”
Officer:
“Toronto, huh.
I was there once.
Nice city.
Had the worst romantic experience in my life.”
Wife:
“What did he say?
What did he say?”
Husband:
“He says he knows you!
”
