A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
“How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.
Stuff I’d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone. “But, honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?”
“I can’t tell you, mother, they’re too awful! Come get me, please!”“Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset….Tell mother what four-letter words he used.”Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”