Mom: Time to wake up and go to school!Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today!Mom: But you have to go to school.
Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school.Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home,and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school.
Son: Well, all the students hate me… and… All the teachershate me… and… I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Well, I have a lot to do today, and I can’t take care of you today…Two, you are over 40-years-old…
And three, you are the principal.