Joke: What’s He Doing Upstairs With Your Wife?

The man’s wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doingA man goes to a restaurant for dinner.He has a seat at a table and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them.He beckons the waiter over and asks, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”

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The waiter says, “A penny.”

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The man exclaims, “A penny? How much for a steak?”

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The waiter says, “A nickel.”

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The man is astonished.“Are you serious? Where’s the man who owns this place? I’d like to shake his hand!”The waiter answers, “He’s upstairs with the kitchen-hand, who happens to be my wife.”Confused, the man asks, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”The waiter smiles and says,“The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

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