Joke: When the Moon Hits Your Eye

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

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When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.

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When you’re smashed with a jug in a South Auckland pub, that’s a Māori.

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When you see a big boat tied up with a rope, that’s a mooring.

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When you wake up and it’s bright because it’s no longer night, that’s the morning.

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