When a Photographer came to take photos of 100 year Old Twins
The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the other.“Now get a little closer together” said the cameraman.
Again “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE”. So they wiggled up close to each other. “Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus the camera” said the photographer.
Yet again “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!” With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out “OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US???? CAN I BE FIRST???”