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Joke: A Wife With 7th Sense..

A man phones his wife and asks her: โ€œHoney Iโ€™ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough…

Joke: The Statue Story

ย  A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants for the statue. The…

Joke: Home Again

Our 26-year-old son moved back home with the idea to stock away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his…

Joke: You Started It

A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork. He marched up to the…

Joke: The Running Florist

I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying. By the time I got to the door, he was halfway down the block. As I ran after him, I…

Joke: His Rookie Pitcher

After giving up three runs in the top of the first, the manager runs out of the dugout to have a word with his rookie pitcher. The manager says, โ€œSon, I think Iโ€™ve figured out what your problem is.…

Joke: Same Story

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: โ€œMay I come in. I lived in this very room forty years ago when I studied in this…

Joke: You Know

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, โ€œHey lady, you are really ugly.โ€ Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past…