A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift…

Top 5 Things We're Hoping A.I. Does For Us: Call balls and strikes. Seriously. Is it in the square, or not? Explain how my wife can always be wrong. Defend my Magic the Gathering…

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt. "Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left…