“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom? Michael?”Michael: “Just a minute, I have to…

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only…

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must…

  Tom married a woman with an identical twin.Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the judge.“Well, your honor,…