Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”The monkey says, “Just chilling out. Come up and…

“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom? Michael?”Michael: “Just a minute, I have to…

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only…