The young bullfrog, full of himself, went off to find a wife. He met a cute female porcupine, and quickly fell in love with her. He told his father about his love, and his father…

One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey.The bartender asks why. The guy says, “I found out my brother is lesbian.”The same guy, comes in the next day and…

While shopping at the mall, my husband and I became separated. I went out to the car, but realized I didn't have the keys. I went back into the store where we'd been to…

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp.She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared.The amazed woman asked if she got three…

A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and an excited expression. In lectures, he…