On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get me a whisky you…

Top ways high egg prices are changing the world: Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells. Eggs are now considered too good to scramble. "Laying an egg" is…

  We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.We decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to…

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a…

As a teenager I had a summer job pumping gas. One week an older guy drove up and said he wanted a fill-up. Then he got out of the car with an umbrella, opened it, and followed me…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…