A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.The prosecutor opened his questioning with,“Where were you the night of August 24th?”“Objection!” said the…

An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants."I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The…

A teenage boy had recently developed an interest in weight lifting. His father was skeptical, not knowing if his son would be responsible in this new venture, but accompanied him…

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this mall town. He really…