A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

In a panic she told her boyfriend “Hurry, stand in the corner and do not move until I tell you to.Just shut your eyes and pretend you’re a statue.”“What’s this, honey?” Her husband…

The old lady had a parrot who had never spoken a word in eight years. She had tried everything she could think of to teach him to speak, from reading books, magazines and…