A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet.A man in a suit approaches the farmer, greets him warmly, and…

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray. When you’re smashed with a jug in a South…

A married CEO is having an affair with his secretary. They finish up, and he is getting dressed. She says, “Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?” The man thinks for…

Two man decide to go duck hunting.Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any.One hunter looks at the other and…

Interrupted by disapproving looks from other patrons. The dimly lit bar seemed to hold its breath as it calmly looked into the cyclist’s eyes. “Dude, I loved this drink. It must be…