The teacher noticed that Johnny had been day dreaming for a long time.She decided to get his attention. “Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty…

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my gosh, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay…

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone…