A recently single woman buys a flashy new Corvette.While driving it off the lot, she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.She hits the speed limit of 70…

1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean…

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let…

An old cowboy, dressed to kill with his cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.As he sat there sipping his whiskey, an attractive young lady…

Fresh out of seminary, a young pastor found an associate position at a prestigious church. One Sunday early on, he was given the opportunity to preach. He prepared diligently -…

A blonde is driving in her mini down the high way when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a corn field. The blonde in the boat was rowing the boat. The…

One day, a 5 year old boy went to visit his granny.Playing with his toys on the back porch while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,“Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend…

  These three drunk guys decide to go to the joy house. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out. The…