Read The Joke Of The Day A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation was chosen…

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat…

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago…

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?" "Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry…

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big bo*bs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a…

St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forrest. We’ve heard a lot about you.”He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an…

  A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15…