THE JOKE One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.With an air…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he…

  Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says, “Don’t worry. Just tuck a…

 One is a member of the Gestapo.  One is an Imperial Japanese officer.  And one is a Fascist Italian Commander.They are all sitting in their holding cell discussing what they are…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second…

 … and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons.  After her husband died, her sons were all she had.Ever since they were small, all three of the…

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up,…