A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30 to see if this was…

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods. The lawyer…

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The…

A woman goes to the dentist. When it was her turn, she sat on the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but … I’m not a gynecologist.”…

THE JOKE One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.With an air…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he…

  Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says, “Don’t worry. Just tuck a…

 One is a member of the Gestapo.  One is an Imperial Japanese officer.  And one is a Fascist Italian Commander.They are all sitting in their holding cell discussing what they are…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second…