The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy really hard and 9 months…

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror.He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the…

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar.  Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take…

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement." "Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000…

Funny jokes that’ll make you laugh out loud! ~~~ Funny Parenting Joke ~~~A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart.As they pass the cookie…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.His mother…

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play…

One day the tortoise met the elephant, who trumpeted, “Out of my way, you weakling – I might step on you!”. The tortoise was not afraid… One day the tortoise met the elephant, who…

“They’re not very smart, but they’re nice, and I’m not sure whether to let them in or not.”God says, “Well we do have standards here.  Ask them some simple questions, if they get…

Sharing is caring!A camel dealer reached a village to sell fine animals at a very good price.Everyone bought one, except Mr. Hoosep.Some time later, the village received a visit…

1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Be more or less specific. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Contractions aren't necessary. 5. One should never generalize. 6. Remember to never…