A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy condoms and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so the deaf man puts forth his penis…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and…

An old man was given a jar and asked to provide a sperm sample for his doctor. The next day he returned with the empty jar and explained, “Well, doc, it’s like this: First I tried…

A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants for…

A man and a woman were dating.She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her undressed.One…

A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork.…

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her…

Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.” The priest says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass…

  Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at… While traveling on a train, three men and a…

Home Funny The Young Priest And The Old Priest A newly ordained priest, fresh out of seminary, is a little nervous about his first day in the confessional. He asks the senior…