The mason, the carpenter, and the electrician argue over which of their jobs was first on earth. "We built the pyramids of Giza," says the mason, "so we were the…

The young bride does not yet know what causes the fly, so she goes to a doctor to inquire: "Doctor, my fiance has a dangling thing between his legs." - Yes, ma'am,…

The eagle flies high in the sky. The humble little sparrow flies after him. Suddenly the little modest sparrow asks: "Great eagle!" Tell me, where are you flying to? The…

Once upon a time there lived an orphan rabbit and an orphan snake. Both were blind from birth, so they didn't know their own race. However, the snake had a great idea:…

Mother-in-law and son-in-law are on their way home from the market. The package is heavy, the mother groans, and her son-in-law blurts out angrily: "Mama, hurry up, because if…

The longest serving Japanese soldier in World War II, he hid in the jungles of the Philippines for nearly three decades because he couldn't believe the war was over. Neither…

Mercury thermometers have been reliable tools for measuring body temperature for decades. However, due to the toxic effect of mercury, their distribution was banned in 2009 and…

Uncle Pista's phone rings. "Uncle Pista!" You can take all of America's money if you answer no to my first question! Are you ready? -Yes! - He answered yes, he…

‎- What was at school today, my little boy? "Mom, today I was the only one who came forward when the teacher asked a question!" "You are very clever Pistike!"…

Early in the morning husband comes home from the pub, slowly begins to take a his pajamas in the net. This is when his wife wakes up: "Géza, where are you going?" early?…

Pistike and his friend go to fortune-telling. First they go to a palmist. He looks at their palms, but the Pistikés leave without waiting for the result, laughing loudly. Second,…

"Dear sir, my wife." he recently confessed, he betrays already, did you cheat on me? "I can't say anything." the secret of confession binds. "But I…