A cool reporter from New York sits in a bar and meets a very pretty young lady. After consuming half a dozen drinks, he invites her to his hotel room and she gladly accepts the…

Pistike is very bad at school, the teacher tells him the following: "Call your mother, I want to talk to her!" "It can't be." I don't have a mother.…

The school boy runs to his father: "Daddy!" If Mohammedans can have more than one wife, why is it that here a man can have only one wife? "That's because, my…

A man was riding his motorcycle along the coast of California when suddenly a cloud came towards his head and a thunderous voice sounded: "Because you've always been…

The mother asks her three daughters to report on their husband's performance after the wedding night. The time will come for the first girl. The next day, the mother receives…

The joy of celebrating New Year's Eve often turns into a nightmare for pets and wild animals. The noise of fireworks and firecrackers not only causes stress to animals, but…

Lajos is accused of something very serious. And the judge interrogates him: "You are accused of killing your mother-in-law." Why did you do that? "My wife asked me…

- What do Ethiopian children bathe in? – ??? "In a glass." Joke: A blonde woman decides to wallpaper her bedroom, but has no idea how much wallpaper to buy He goes over…

"Damn it, I don't understand women." I also bought her flowers yesterday because I thought if he is happy with it. He looks at me stupidly, then switches off and…

Three young women die and go to heaven. Saint Peter welcomes them at the gate and asks how they lived and how they died. The first one says: "I was happily married." I…

When everyone on Earth is an unbeliever, Christ and Moses decide to come down to Earth to prove: there is God. When Moses had already shown everything he knew, turned the water…

A colleague of mine was driving his car past agricultural fields when he noticed the cypress growing. Since it was an emergency, he didn't bowl much, but quickly stopped by…

The village priest goes to the district commissioner. "Sweet son, help me because my bike has been stolen." What should I do? "What, father?" On Sunday, list…

Technical glitches and human error in television news programs sometimes create memorable moments. Case details During the live broadcast, when the presenter was conferring the…

Two pensioners are talking in the cemetery. "How are you, little one?" "Guess I was yesterday." laboratory test. "So, how did it go?" "You, there…