One fine day, an old uncle makes his way home and is picked up by a gray Mercedes. The old uncle has never seen such a beautiful car, he asks a lot what it is for. Suddenly the…

On April 26, 1986, the explosion of reactor 4 of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant caused one of the worst nuclear disasters in the history of mankind. The consequences of the…

Yeltsin visits his home village. He meets an old acquaintance. He asks her: "My brother Misa, do you have a video?" "Why not," replies the old man, "I even…

Using Microsoft Word's thesaurus for the given words in sequence: Residue > waste > garbage > sleazy > sleazy > freak > degenerate > fool > silly >…

The commander orders two of his policemen to measure the height of a standing pillar in the yard. The police come out and argue. Their companion who was walking by speaks up…

The young Székely boy cuts wood in the forest every day from morning to night to collect money. He's been doing this for 20 years, every single day. He just cuts the wood and…

"Grandma, why are your eyes so big?" "To see you better!" "Grandma, why is your nose so big?" "So that I can smell the cake better!"…

The gypsy tells: "Well, I'm going to the riverside, and I see that there's a tarantula lying there." I'm sorry, I throw it back, see if it fulfills my…

I'm an adult, I've experienced enough, I've seen it before, but here's this phone sex, I've never tried it. Well, I say to myself, let's try this…

Dad sits his 14-year-old son down and tells him: "Son, the time has come for me to tell you how children are actually born!" The boy puts his hand to his ear and shouts:…

"You downed seven pints of beer in an hour." I couldn't even drink that much from water. "Well, neither do I." Joke: Siberian penal and labor camp One…