"Morica!" There were two bars of chocolate in this box in the morning, but now there is only one! Can you explain this? "Yes, father!" It was still very dark in…

Béla wakes up in the hospital covered in plaster from head to toe. The doctor enters the room and briefly informs him about the situation. "You must not remember what…

NAV decided to check on the old man, so they visited him at his apartment. The old man was talking to a lawyer. The tax inspector entered the house and asked the man: "We see…

‎-When does the TV teddy bear go out of fashion? -??? - When you don't brush your teeth anymore, you throw them in the water! Joke: What do the priest and Viktor Orbán have in…

Two policemen stop a woman for speeding. The woman smiles at them: "Couldn't this be handled differently?" – he takes a whiskey out of the car and starts to pull…

The Ukrainian mobster with a mobile phone and a knife goes to the greengrocer: "So what is this?" he asks the greengrocer, pointing to a pile of apples.…

The phone rings at the police station. The policeman picks up: "Hello." Tttt-I found a dd-ddddlllllllled lol. "Where did you find it?" "The…

The husband with an accomplice smile enters the door and he says to his wife: "Terik, I invited you tonight." a friend for dinner! But not his wife just happy to hear the…

The policeman logs in: - Hello, I'm on the scene. An old woman beat her husband to death because he stepped on the freshly washed floor. "Did you arrest the lady?"…

On the day before his death, Jesus is talking to his apostles at dinner. One says: "You Jesus!" Well, you're going to die tomorrow and you're still a virgin.…

The teacher asks Pistik: "Pistike, how was your vacation?" "Okay, teacher aunt." I was on vacation at Lake Balaton with my mother's new husband. "And…

After the registrar added by the party, the groom he says to his bride: "Sweetheart, say something." which makes this day at the same time he will be happy and sad!…