Last sentences: "My little boy!" I told you not to play the red button…. "If the plane freezes one more time, I'll shoot myself in the head!" "By the…

Old uncle walks with a very ugly dog. He is confronted by a bald "intellectual" with a pit bull. "My brother!" Bet my dog ​​eats his! They bet, your…

The Hungarian national team: – Goalkeeper: Péter Lékó (rarely checked).– Defenders: Lajcsi Lajzi (it's hard to walk past him), Krisztina Máté (he says "No mercy! "),…

Three black expectant mothers are talking. One says: "I would like my second child to be a boy." The little boys are so alive, life is full of fun with them. The other…

The gypsy goes to confession and sees that the priest has put his watch on the confessional. He kneels and places his left hand on the watch. "What is your fault?"…

The mason, the carpenter, and the electrician argue over which of their jobs was first on earth. "We built the pyramids of Giza," says the mason, "so we were the…

The young bride does not yet know what causes the fly, so she goes to a doctor to inquire: "Doctor, my fiance has a dangling thing between his legs." - Yes, ma'am,…

The eagle flies high in the sky. The humble little sparrow flies after him. Suddenly the little modest sparrow asks: "Great eagle!" Tell me, where are you flying to? The…

Once upon a time there lived an orphan rabbit and an orphan snake. Both were blind from birth, so they didn't know their own race. However, the snake had a great idea:…