Humor

“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom? Michael?”Michael: “Just…

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,…

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group,…

  Tom married a woman with an identical twin.Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the…

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this.Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who’s a total…

  A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT DRINK, THAT IS THE DEVIL’S BREW.” The man…