Humor

 The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?”Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”Man: “No sir, I was going…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long…

 A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:She…

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”…

    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman…

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after…

I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, “Grandma!" I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her,…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

An elderly man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars…

Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands.“Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman…