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An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France…

admin · January 16, 2024 · Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of…

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says “Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven.” To the first he says “My son, while on…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the…

admin · January 16, 2024 · Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of…

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent…

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student…

Home Funny Customer Enters ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart…

One day, a farmer went out and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK, old-timer,…

Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies. One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says,  “congratulations! You…