Humor

My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my unit.When it’s flaccid you can only see WY. On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was…

A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.One…

A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made…

A girl was having an affair while her father was at work.One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her father’s car pull into the…

There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they are waiting they strike up a…

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear.…

Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again. The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.” Johnny again plays nice for a bit but…

WO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM…

A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend for advice.…