Joke: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Bird
1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese…
Jokes
Joke: A Woman Was In Bed With Her Lover
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so drunk that he would hardly…
Joke: Sermon Like the Peace of God
Fresh out of seminary, a young pastor found an associate position at a prestigious church. One Sunday early on, he was given the opportunity to preach. He…
Joke: Joke of the day | At the hotel with my mistress:
Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my…
Joke: My Husband Always Left the House When His Phone Rang & Returned with…
When James, my husband, started leaving the house in a rush, I was sure something sinister was happening. He did this several times without a clear explanation.…
Joke: A man and a woman were having dinner
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman…
Joke: Woman Panics when..
The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a… He watched as his…
Joke: The Four Foreign Gentlemen
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a…
Joke: Father tells son…
The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a… He watched as his…
Joke: One evening, a little boy runs into the living room… –
JOKE OF THE DAY:One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!”Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says,…
Joke: Two tourists were driving
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued…
Joke: Three trees & a woodpecker –
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small Tree…
Joke: I Needed to Use Your Car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective…
Joke: The little daughter asked her mother
The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy…
Joke: Blonde Football
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked…
Joke: Press Bell for the Night Watchmen
Passing an office building late one night, the lady saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she…
Joke: An elderly woman is riding in an elevator, on her…
THE JOKE An elderly woman is riding in an elevator, on her way to a doctor’s appointment… Suddenly, the elevator stops, and a beautiful young woman smelling…
Joke: A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He…
Joke: Euphemisms For Being Stupid
- Fell out of the family tree. - Forgot to pay his brain bill. - Goes surfing in Nebraska. - Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons. - Got into the gene…
Joke: A Man Books A Doctor’s Appointment For His Huge Pènís
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a…
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