Jokes

Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible? Genesis 24:64 (KJV) And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the…

This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the…

 Conflicts between daughters-in-law and mothers-in-law can easily arise, especially when they live under the same roof.For family harmony, it is crucial to find…

At school, Little Johnny’s teacher is explaining the meaning of the word instinct to the class. Little Johnny isn’t paying attention, so the teacher asks him…

I’m 5’2, and my highest weight that I stayed at for a long time was 215. I got to 25, and realized I had never been in a relationship. I was too self conscious…

These Quick And Unexpected Comebacks Will Make You Laugh So HardThese stories highlight instances when a flash of humour made things right.One late evening, a…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out…

There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He…

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient.The dentist starts to hook up the…

Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? Because he knew the drill! What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself! Why did the smartphone go…

  The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun.…

Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a…

What happened next is in the link in the comment! A woman walks into her boyfriend’s office and catches him typing something on his computer. She sneaks up…

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he…

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope…

  Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”The monkey says, “Just…

“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom? Michael?”Michael: “Just…

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,…