Jokes

A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man…The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”!The man slowly turns to her and deadpans,…

“Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her boyfriend asks,“What is it supposed to be when…

We all have minor hobbies that make us happy and divert us from our daily lives. Someone like cooking, creating wonders in the kitchen, while others enjoy…

A wife hands her husband a list before he heads to the store and says, “Please stick to the list, no distractions.”He nods and heads out. An hour later, he…

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex.Can you explain it to me first?”“Okay, sweetheart.Putting it…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy,…

Captivating Hollywood actress Megan Fox was spotted flaunting an exceptionally voluptuous pout as she concluded her visit to Elite Aesthetics, a renowned…

A person is traveling and calls home to ask how things are at home. The kid says the cat died. Kid is told you don’t break news that directly, you first say cat…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel.He turns to his young bride and says…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices.…

Edna: “Well, I’ll warn you about what happened last week!He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he…

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:Boss, this morning…

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy,…

A Woman Went Shopping. –At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:He could not control his curiosity and…

A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station: Q: Has your driver's license ever been suspended or revoked? "No,…

A nurse’s station at a hospital gets a phone call. The caller says, "I’m calling about Mr. Smith in room 403. How is he doing?” The nurse replies, “His…

Rich old man had three younger friends that he wanted to do something nice for. He summoned them to his mansion. He told them he wanted to do something nice for…

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our…

Harry the Complainer and his wife happened to pass away on the same day and as they await their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, they're…