Jokes

A preacher challenged his wife and criticized her actions after finding a dress costing $250 in her bag. He said, "You know we are on an incredibly tight…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.…

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity,"…

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.…

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the…

My aunt's neighbor in New York had a beautiful black cat, named Felix, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, he…

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.…

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the houseThe woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”The man…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without…

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a…

There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life”the finale had the following three incidents…Third Place“It was the day before my…

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair,lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m…

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no,…

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one... But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police…

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his…

Scientific Golf facts: New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost.…

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly…

The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the…