Jokes

While entering the elevator to heaven, a confused client accidentally pushed the down button. Arriving at the basement, the door opened to reveal the devil…

An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies baking in the…

Top 5 Signs that you Travel Agent is not very good: Just booked your cruise to Las Vegas. He spelled Europe with a ‘Y'. Just asked, "How do you feel…

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.…

A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy starts choking. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the…

Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS." Johnny then taps…

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer…

A sea captain is holding a class at a local dock where several young men and women are learning how to be sailors. "All right, class," the captain…

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting…

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.…

A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assignment, so she started…

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.…

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were hiking when they came across a cliff. There was no bridge and they couldn’t think of anyother way to get across…

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2…

- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry. - The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat. -…

Rustic wooden table, young and in love, embarking on a journey together,” he reminisced, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. As the sun streamed through the…

A little boy was sitting in the lunch room with his friend. He unwrapped his sandwich and said, “Peanut butter!” The next day, with the same little friend,…

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off…

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years,the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every…

Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed. Uncle…