Jokes

Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use…

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair…

Every morning during our coffee break, my co-workers and I listened to the culinary disasters of a newlywed colleague. We then tried to share some helpful hints…

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says,…

Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use…

- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! - To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! -…

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says,…

The entire cabin is taken aback by her unexpected outburst. Passengers exchange bewildered glances while flight attendants rush to calm the situation. The…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking…

A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days. To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant…

A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much…

Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able…

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage. Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.She gets rushed…