Jokes

A boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on…

Windows: Please enter your new password. User: potatoes Windows: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters long. User: baked potatoes Windows: Sorry,…

In this heartwarming clip, young Matty’s potty training journey takes an unexpected and hilarious turn, bringing smiles to those in need of a pick-me-up. Seated…

Having raised a large family, my mother cooked everything in battalion-size batches. So when my newly married brother, Ron requested her chop-suey recipe, she…

One of our projects at military leadership school called for us to speak in front of the class on a topic picked by our instructor. A classmate gave an…

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you…

The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy really…

After doing laundry, I was putting my clean socks in the top dresser drawer when suddenly the bottom drawer sprang open and smacked me in the shins. I bent over…

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror.He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he…

Halfway between New York City and Washington DC the train's engine fell silent. "I've got good news and bad news," the conductor announced.…

One day the tortoise met the elephant, who trumpeted, “Out of my way, you weakling – I might step on you!”. The tortoise was not afraid… One day the tortoise…

A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was: “I would take…

As the son of a college professor and a professor myself, I hoped my sons would go to college. But after our oldest found that the courses that he wanted to…

  What topics do men discuss when fishing? Sports or other topics they find intriguing in their lives are frequently discussed. However, if the men are married,…

  A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The…

I love my job, I love the pay. I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he is the best. I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after…

A woman walks into a fabric shop and says, "May I have three yards of Satan, please? I'm making a dress for my sister." "I believe you mean…