Jokes

When love is new and life is bubbly, a fledgling couple found themselves yearning for some spiritual grounding.They started their church hunt, stumbling upon a…

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.“Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”Without…

Sharing is caring!During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed…

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table…

A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher…

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming.…

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming.…

Home Funny An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane, As he was.. An 83-year-old British man arrived in Paris only to be confronted by a stern…

   THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized…

Home Funny Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As…

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,”…

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband… “Buy me a…

A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only…

Home Funny A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his…

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection Smith later sued the driver In court, he was…

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:…

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd…

Home Funny A couple is throwing a dinner party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing…

Home Funny A husband went to the police station A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my…

Home Funny There was a married couple sleeping There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the…