Joke: Husband with computer answers: Wife: Did you go shopping? Husband: Bad…

Computer husband’s answers:

Wife:

Did you shop?

Husband:

Bad command or filename.

Wife:

I asked you this morning…

Husband:

Syntax Error.

Abortion?

Wife:

Not even the new TV?

Husband:

Variable not found….

Wife:

Ok, give me your credit card and I’ll do the shopping…

Husband:

Sharing Violation.

Access denied!

Wife:

Are you serious, joking or…

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