The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy really hard and 9 months later we had a…

Two farmers were bragging about how effective each other's scarecrows were. "My scarecrow is so scary," the first farmer said. "That it frightened every single crow off of my…

  A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t…

 THE JOKE  An elderly woman is riding in an elevator, on her way to a doctor’s appointment… Suddenly, the elevator stops, and a beautiful young woman smelling of expensive perfume steps in… She turns…

When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him. Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he…