In a panic she told her boyfriend “Hurry, stand in the corner and do not move until I tell you to.Just shut your eyes and pretend you’re a statue.”“What’s this, honey?” Her husband asked walking into…

The old lady had a parrot who had never spoken a word in eight years. She had tried everything she could think of to teach him to speak, from reading books, magazines and newspapers to him, playing…

After noticing her 50p Christmas cardigan contained a pair of very unpleasant reindeer, a bargain-hunting grandmother was left red-faced. When Carolyn Hallam, 53, bought the knitwear at a car boot…