When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t need to put much thought into them. On the other hand,…

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits ... and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds…

  Husband: Mom, called me and she is coming tomorrow, her train will reach by 4 O’ Clock. Wife: What! She came just 4 months back, right? Why is she coming now? Tomorrow is Sunday, I thought of…

Bob and George are golfing, when a bird flies overhead. "Wow! What a big duck!" Bob says. "That's no duck, it's a goose." George says. "No, it's a duck!"…

  A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.”The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?”The doctor…