A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my undressed…

My aunt's neighbor in New York had a beautiful black cat, named Felix, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. The neighbor searched for…

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.She…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my…

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the houseThe woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed with a vibrator. “What…