Telling his grandson about his days as a Golden Gloves contestant, Max said, "The bell rang, and we met in the center of the ring. First he threw a left cross, then came the right cross."…

A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING. I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS. LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU, OR KARATE?” HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT.…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is…

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy…

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust.The…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the…