A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and…

A fellow with a very sore shoulder went to his doctor for a consultation. "It looks like it's just inflamed," the doctor said as he looked at the x-rays. "A cortisone shot would…

  The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.“Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.This is an experimental procedure.It might work, but the bad news…

Three writers, Jack, Eddie, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a 3 bedroom suite on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the…

A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have a sister!”Confused, the toddler asked, “I do? “Sure,”…

A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night’s…

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