man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?”His customer answers in a slurred voice, “My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my…

Bill invites his family over for dinner one evening. As they sit at the table, the family notice that the plates don't seem very clean. "Pardon me, son," his mother asks. "But have…

A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her…