Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.” The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father…

Three writers, Jack, Eddie, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a 3 bedroom suite on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the…

  A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.” The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor…

A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night’s…

A man went skydiving for the first time. "It's easy," said the instructor. "Just count to five and pull on the main chute," the instructor continued. "If that…

  Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry said that he was married for almost 50…