An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s…

Two hikers are walking up a mountain trail when a huge grizzly bear leaps out in front of them and roars. The first hiker gulps and sweats, frozen in fear; the other keeps his presence of mind and…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to have a room…