Little Johnny is visiting his grandma for the weekend. "Would you like a piece of cake, Johnny Dear?" Grandma asks. "Yes, please," Johnny replies. "That's a good boy,…

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one…

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac computer. I was against it and an argument started. I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. He responded,…