One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.She gets rushed to the hospital, where she sees a doctor…

At the airport for his 9-year-old son's first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa. Dad - "So what did Grandma say on the phone?" Son - "She…

A husband and wife were getting intimate in bed when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, do you think we should try some new positions tonight?” The husband was excited and replied, “Sure, why not? What…

His editor was always on a look out for the pun, which he always removed before sending the story on to be printed.One day, there was a gas explosion that killed ten people.The editor looked over the…

I’VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked…