We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it…

Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.We will do that for you, said one of the…

A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and…